Thursday, May 19, 2011

Be a Frood


As you know, the Boy Scout and intergalactic hitchhiker's motto is "Always be prepared." And there is nothing in the universe more massively useful than a towel. As the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy proclaims:
"You can wrap it [a towel] around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

Hence a phrase that has passed into hitchhiking slang, as in "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."

So, if you're hoopy enough to celebrate the life and works of Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy among other froody books, carry your towel with you on Wednesday, May 25 (Towel Day) to honor his memory. Stop by the Young Adult Desk with towel in tow between 3 and 7 p.m., and you can pick out the button of your choice.

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